Hi,
If you're like me and the many thousands of people who have been travelling abroad when you were suddenly struck in the head with an axe, then you know the horrible reality of not being able to communicate this subtle truth to those natives around you who don't have the common decency to speak your language.
The purpose of this site, is to give you a guide. A means, by which, to communicate your situation to the barbarians around you.
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Enjoy.
| Afrikaans | O God! Daar's 'n byl in my kop! |
| Alsatian | Lever Gott! Es esch a Axe en miner Kopf! |
| Ancient Greek | O Theos mou! Echo ten labrida en te mou kephale! |
| Greek | hristo mou! eho ena maheri sto kefali mou! |
| Assyrian | iliya pashum ina reshimi bashu |
| Babylonian | iliya pashu ina reshiya bashu |
| Bengali | Oh Allah! Amar mathar upor bash poreche. |
| Bosnian | boje moj! sjekira mi je u glavi. |
| Danish | Oh min gud! Der er en oekse i mit hoved. |
| Dutch | O, mijn God! Er zit een bijl in mijn hoofd. |
| Middle Egyptian | in Amun! iw minb m tp-i! |
| English | Oh, my God! There's an axe in my head. |
| Esperanto | Mia Dio! Hakilo estas en mia kapo! |
| Finnish | Voi Luoja! Paassani on kirves! |
| French | Mon dieu! Il y a une hache dans ma tete. |
| German | Oh mein Gott! Ich habe eine Axt im Kopf! |
| Greek | hristo mou! eho ena maheri sto kefali mou! |
| Ancient Greek | O Theos mou! Echo ten labrida en te mou kephale! |
| Hebrew | Eloi! Yesh'li ca-sheel ba-rosh sheh-li! |
| Hindi | Hay Bhagwaan! Mere sar mein kulhaadi hain. |
| Hungarian | Jaj Istenem, de fejsze van a fejemben!! |
| Icelandic | Gud minn godur! Thad er o:xi i ho:fdinu a mer. |
| Irish | Mo Dhia! Ta' tua sa mo cheann. |
| Italian | Dio mio! C'e' un' ascia nella mia testa! |
| Japanese | ahh, kamisama! watashi no atama ni ono ga arimasu. |
| Klingon | ghay'cha'! nachwIjDaq betleH tu'lu'! |
| Latin | Deus Meus! Securis in capite meo est. |
| Latvian | Ak Dievs! Man ir cirvis galva! |
| Malayalam | Entey Deiwame, entey thalayil oru kodali undei. |
| Maori | Ave Te Ariki! He toki ki roto taku mahuna! |
| Marathi | Aray Devaa! Majhyaa dokyaat kurhaad aahay. |
| Middle Egyptian | in Amun! iw minb m tp-i! |
| Norwegian | Herre Gud! Jeg har en aks i hodet! |
| Polish | O Moj Boze! Mam siekiere w glowie! |
| Portuguese | Meu Deus! Tenho um machado na cabeca! |
| Russian | Bozhe moi! Eto topor v moyei golove! |
| Slovenian | Moj Bog! Sekiro imam v glavi. |
| Spanish | Dios mio! Hay una hacha en mi cabeza! |
| Swahili | Siyo! (Huko) Shoka yangu kichwanil! |
| Swedish | Ah, Herregud! Jag har en yxa i huvudet! |
| Tagalog | Ay Dios ko! May palakol sa ulo ko! |
| Visigothic | Meina guth, Ikgastaldan aqizi-wunds meina haubida |
| Welsh | A nuw! Mae bywell yn fy mhen i! |
| Zulu | Awu nkosi yami kunembhazo ekhanda lami! |